Yes, I need some really evil artifact that will allow me to have power on par with Celestia and take over the world!
Ah yes, we have a number of such items in stock! (waves hoof over case containing the Deathly Hallows, a Cosmic Cube, the One Ring, the Monkey's Paw, and the Alicorn Amulet)
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No, not a cursed teapot.
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Do you have anything that isn't cursed?
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
Ah yes, we have a number of such items in stock! (waves hoof over case containing the Deathly Hallows, a Cosmic Cube, the One Ring, the Monkey's Paw, and the Alicorn Amulet)
;D